For Seminar, we all had to make satirical bathroom passes, since Mrs. Saunder's is crazy (in a good way) enough to make us do stuff like that, and since the school has recently been cracking down on various romping-through-the-hall activities (even though our school has open campus, and one is entirely permitted to use one's car to drive away during free periods. Go figure).
So, once we were done presenting all of ours, McWang has to go to the bathroom, so, of course, Mrs. Saunders insists that he take Eric's pass. Eric Danielson's bathroom pass was a toilet seat, designed so that one's head passes through the hole through which one would normally take a crap. On the front, it says "Bathroom Pass", and on the back, it says, in very large, bold letters:
Now, as I have said, time and time again, Wang is extremely shy when it comes to these matters, but he reluctantly concedes. So, he's walking down the hall, with this sort-of perverted necklace, and who should stop him but Mr. Rosin, who begins to chew him out and reprimand him for wearing something inappropriate for school. Meanwhile, all of our heads are peeking around the corner, and we're all laughing at him, and Mr. Rosin can see this and has no idea whatsoever of what the hell is going on. Finally, Mr. King intervenes, and explains that this is a class project, and that Mike is our test subject. Mr. Rosin, relieved, begins cracking up at this, and lets Mike continue on his way, with the bathroom pass around his neck.
I'm loving Seminar. We have done absolutely nothing in it for almost a week now, except watching movies and making obscene bathroom passes. (My pass, by the way, in case you are interested, was this crazy fez/hat thing, with a hidden compartment which contained a copy of "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader." This wasn't nearly as amusing as Kipp's "Poopin' Pass", a wooden, 3 feet tall pass which said, quite simply, "Poopin' Pass", or John's "TPS Report/Bathroom Pass Request Form", but Saunders got a kick out of it, which is all that matters.)
And I'm done, for now. Tah. Oh, and check out the entry I wrote 'bout an hour ago.