Olsen Twins Naked

Written on 2003-07-18, at 3:44 p.m.

Someone at UPenn apparently found my diary by searching for "blame widow morgan. Yes, do blame her, for she is the scum of the Earth. And, someone else just found my diary by searching for "Wedgies".

I've decided now that I'm going to have some fun with sitemeter, and, every now and again, I'll throw in a phrase that is commonly searched for on search engines to increase my hit count.

The phrases of the day are "Olsen Twins Naked" and, on a similar note, "Olsen Twins Nude".

I expect to have over fifty hits today now. What an awful world we live in...


In other news, it appears as though I may be able to get a decent job as a waiter at Minelli's (not the now defunct Minella's, mind you), if that is how it's spelled. We'll see how that works.

I don't have too much to say right now, since not a lot has happened. I only have classes on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and all other days of the week are relatively slow.

Saw "Bulgarian Lovers" last night, which would have been a lot better if (a) I spoke Spanish, or (b) were sitting farther back so I could see the subtitles on the bottom and the action uptop at the same time.

Come to think of it, I guess it's good that I now have the word "lovers" in this entry too, because I'm sure some sick fuck will google "Olsen Twins as lovers" or similar.

Someone signed my guestbook yesterday, only the entry isn't in my guestbook. Feel free to sign again if it's important.

Sorry this entry was so boring. Maybe I'll try again later.

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