Search, School, and Survey

Written on 2003-07-08, at 10:01 p.m.

Okay, so this is the only logical conclusion I can come up with. Since http://dumbgenius.diaryland.com isn't at all that hard to remember, who ever's going to my site via the google search "walbert young requiem for a dream" is doing so under the mistaken notion that googling me will make it harder for me to track them. Well, let me tell you right now; usually, I don't give sitemeter so much as a second thought. But a search like that has got to be the biggest red flag I've ever seen...

Either that, or Ericson decided that he wanted to be an asshole and push my buttons. Which is, at once, both very possible and very unlikely.

Yar.


First day of class was interesting. My teacher for Western Civilization specializes in East Asia, not Europe, and he has an accent remarkably similar to that of the crazy professor in those videos Mr. King would always show us in Hell. He pronounces "penalize" as "PEEN-a-wise" and seems to like the word "expeditious" almost as much as Heimbecker likes the word "utilize" (which, in case you don't know, is a lot). Here's a quote he said: "He's standing there eating food, another animal gonna eat him, yah? YEE-HAH!" He also feels the need to use the words "mens" and "womens", as in, "The mens did the hunting, the womens did the gathering."

He told us this story about his new SUV, and how it stopped in the middle of the road, and how he freaked out and called the guy who he bought it from; the guy promptly sent a mechanic, who informed our teacher that the car wouldn't move because he was attempting to drive it without gas.

Also, our teacher didn't know what our textboook would be until we showed it to him.

Oh, and he let us out a half-hour early after giving us a ten minute break in the middle of the session.

In conclusion, he seems extremely imcompetent (albeit, in a rather amusing and light-hearted fashion), and I'm somewhat worried about taking a course taught by him which has only two grades: a mid-term and a final.

Fortunately, my English Comp teacher seems to be very competent, and very friendly, and I'll be sitting in this class with the only other half-Filipino I know, Meg.

I had class from 8:00-1:10, and then stayed in the library from 2:00-6:00 doing my homework, and it seems as though this will be the routine for the rest of the summer semester. *sarcasm* Yay. */sarcasm*


Mango, who last updated his diaryland nearly three months ago, has informed me that his mother told him I (and by "I", I mean "Erik", who called and pretended to be me in my presence) left no number to be called back at. Oi, it's no wonder Mike's the way he is...
Anyway, because it looked like a half-decent survey, I swiped this from Megan (not to be confused with filo-Meg):

1. First Grade Teacher Name?
Mrs. Pulumbo (you can't begin to imagine how hard it is to roll that off a first grader's tongue...)

2. Last Words you said.
"I am over here... Now I am over here..."

3. Last Song you Sang?
"Come Together", it was playing in the Gryphon earlier and it's been stuck in my head since.

4. Last Person you hugged?
Jill

5. Last Thing you Laughed at?
I. Can't. Stop. Watching. "Tunak Tunak Tun"

6. Last Time you said ‘I Love you’?
You're Schmoofie.

7. Last Time you cried?
Eep. I was going through my DV tapes earlier this evening, and I popped in an unlabeled one. Turned out it was "Phillip Glass Buys a Loaf of Bread". I didn't cry, but I came awfully close.

8. What’s in your CD Player?
Well, my alarm clock (equipped with a CD Player) has Chrono Trigger: Brink of Time in it, but I'm not really listening to it.

9. What color sock are you wearing?
I'm on my computer, in my room. I'm not wearing anything.

10. What’s under your bed?
My doggie. Better under than on top.

11. What time did you wake up today?
*groan* 6:07...

12. Current Taste
Nothing beats home cooked beef and potatoes for dinner.

13. Current Hair
The Fro is dead, the fro is dead.
The Fro is dead, the fro is dead.
No more can it go "Koko-di, Koko-da"
No more can it go "Koko-di, Koko-da".
"Koko Koko Koko Koko-di, Koko-da"
"Koko Koko Koko Koko-di, Koko-da"


(Don't worry if you didn't get that.)

14. Current Clothes
Well, since answering question #9, I have put on a black, hooded bathrobe...

15. Current Annoyance
... but this Terrycloth is getting kind of itchy...

16. Current Longing
Hmm...

17. Current Desktop Picture
A goth angel. No, wait, now it's a smiley face. No, wait, now it's Alucard. No, wait, now it's Osama bin Laden doing Bush up the butt. (Mmmm, I love how Mac OSX changes it randomly every five seconds...)

18. Current Worry
summer classes, summer classes, summer classes...

19. Current Hate?
Wow, this is getting really itchy. I'm just going to have to remove it again...

20. Favorite Physical feature of the opposite sex?
Yar, tis some pretty eyes, to be sure.

21. Last CD you bought?
Pssh-aw, buying music is soooo 20th Century...

22. Favorite Place to be?
You're schmoofie.

23. Least Favorite Place?
On a Septa bus at 7:00 in the morning...

24. Time you wake up in the morning?
Now? *groan* 6:00...

25. If you could play an instrument?
Piano.

26. Favorite Color
Toss up between Jet Black and Metallic Blue.

27. Do you believe in an Afterlife?

*sigh* Living in the moment, people, the moment...

28. How Tall are you?
5'11.75"

29. Current favorite word/saying?
Yar.

30. Favorite Book
House of Leaves.

31. Favorite Season
Fall.

32. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
*le sigh*

33. Favorite Day
Saturday.

34. Where would you like to go?
Umm... the stars.

35. What is your career going to be like?
See question #27.

36. How many kids do you want?
I'd tell you to see question #27... but I must admit that, someday when the time is right, I'd love to be swimming in kids... but I'll draw the line at three.

37. Favorite Car

Yum.

38. Type a line you remember from any book
"This is not for you."
The most ominous dedication page ever.

39. A Random lyric
"Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun DAH! DAH! DAH!"

40. Identify some of the things surrounding your computer.
CD's a plenty, a box of tissues, a book entitled "Improve Your Survival Skills", a mini-Crossbow...

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