The Association of Realistic Asian Men Against Bishonen (ARAMAB) declarations...
1. We declare that we are sick and tired of beautiful, pretty boy asians making it difficult for the rest of us asian men!
2. We declare that bishonen men need to be bulked up, through servings of rice and roast pork no less than 20 times a day! They're not pretty, they're STARVING!
3. We declare that asian women are getting FAR too much attention! Aren't we Asian MEN exotic too? We can make perfectly good prize boyfriends!
4. We declare that we are SICK AND TIRED of being treated like chopped liver just because there are TOO MANY OF US! instead ladies, think of it this way... There are PLENTY OF US TO GO AROUND! Stop staring at the chopstick and look at the riceball!
5. We declare that the little "bishis" that walk around strutting their ass-hugging vinyl pants, perfect hair, and made up faces shall have their makeup cases DASHED against the wall, their oh so pretty hair SHAVED OFF, and their clothing replaced with k-mart purchased reversable [sic] shirts bought from the discount racks! We will not stand for your monopolizing of the market any longer!